The rules of the internet

1)Every woman is a man

2)Every man is a child

3)Every child is an FBI agent

4)Don't mess around

5)Talk in 1337 occasionally

6)Go to www.scratch.mit.edu

7)Helltank rules all

8)Destroy all commercial spammers

9)Destroy the 60 second rule

10)Destroy the universe

Follow these rules and you will never be abandoned. Alternatively, ignore this and get flamed, trolled and get both done to you simultaneously by a troll with a flamethrower. If you respect Helltank, you may break rule 5, because rule 7 says that he can break rule 5 and give you permission to break rule 5 too.

The One Site

Three for the Moderators, fair and just,

Seven for the Admins, for they do what they must,

Nine for the Scratchers, Scratching alone,

One for Helltank, on his throne,

One site to rule them all,

One site to find them,

One site to bring them all,

And using Google, bind them

That is the legend of the One Site. You can find it at: www.scratch.mit.edu